Success Is Outliving Your Failures

I Never Go To A College Reunion That I Don't Come Away Feeling Sorry For All Those Paunchy, Balding Jocks Trying To Hang Onto Youth. I Feel Sorry For The Men, Too.

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.

I Used Everything You Gave Me.

One Meal A Day Is Enough For A Lion And Would Be For All Of Us If All We Did All Day Was Swat Flies.

Onion Rings In The Car Cushions Do Not Improve With Time.