Success Is Outliving Your Failures

What Does It Profit A 78-year-old Woman To Sit Around The Pool In A Bikini If She Cannot Feed Herself?

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

I Hated Skiing Or Any Other Sport Where There Was An Ambulance Waiting At The Bottom Of The Hill.

I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian.