Success Is Always Less Funny Than Failure.

No, People Back Home Don't Realize Why There Is This Kind Of Need For Heroes In America At The Moment. People In Britain Don't Really Understand What's Going On Here. They Don't Understand Why Camp X-ray Exists.

As I Glanced At The Phraseology Of The Research Report, Dull And Unfathomable To Outsiders Like Me, I Thought That If You Have The Ambition To Become A Villain, The First Thing You Should Do Is Learn To Be Impenetrable. Don’t Act Like Blofeld—monocled And Ostentatious. We Journalists Love Writing About Eccentrics. We Hate Writing About Impenetrable, Boring People. It Makes Us Look Bad: The Duller The Interviewee, The Duller The Prose. If You Want To Get Away With Wielding True, Malevolent Power, Be Boring.

I Am The Neurological Opposite Of A Psychopath, In That I Feel Anxious Almost All The Time. It Must Be Great To Not Constantly Feel Like You’ve Got Someone Living Inside Your Face, Shooting You With A Mini Taser.

It Is Slightly Chilling To Realize There Are Rational, Functional People Up There Employed To Spot, Nurture, And Exploit Those Down Here Among Us Who Are Irrational And Can Barely Cope. If You Want To Know How Stupid You’re Perceived To Be By The People Up There, Count The Unsolicited Junk Mail You Receive. If You Get A Lot, You’re Perceived To Be Alluringly Stupid.

Ever Since I Learnt About Confirmation Bias I've Started Seeing It Everywhere.