Stupidity Is An Elemental Force For Which

Artists Have A Right To Be Modest And A Duty To Be Vain.

Chastity Always Takes Its Toll. In Some It Produces Pimples; In Others, Sex Laws.

A Philistine Is Habitually Bored And Looks For Things That Won't Bore Him. An Artist Finds Things Boring, But Is Never Bored.

I Like To Hold A Monologue With Women. But A Dialogue With Myself Is More Stimulating.

Truth Is A Clumsy Servant That Breaks The Dishes While Washing Them.