Study Hard. Work Hard. Play Harder. Don't

Whenever I Fail As A Father Or Husband... A Toy And A Diamond Always Works.

Even Though I Am Fantastic Looking, I Am Still Quite Intelligent.

Awards That Ignore Me Are Losers.

Live Life To The Fullest Tomorrow May Never Be.

Though My Wife Thinks I'm Mad, I Know I'll Drop My Daughter To The Parties She's Invited To. I'll Want Her Friends To Say, "wow What A Handsome Father You Have!" When She's With Her Boyfriend In The Backseat Of Our Car, I'll Be At The Wheel, Driving Her Around.