Streets Flooded. Please Advise.

Next To An Old-fashioned Church Social, Or Possibly A Monster Bridge Party, There Is No Buzz Which Can Equal The Sibilant Buzz Ofa Matinée.

Every Boy Should Have Two Things: A Dog And A Mother Who Lets Him Have One

I Know I'm Drinking Myself To A Slow Death, But Then I'm In No Hurry.

I Can't Bring Myself To Say, 'well, I Guess I'll Be Toddling Along.' It Isn't That I Can't Toddle. It's Just That I Can't Guess I'll Toddle.

One Of The Chief Duties Of The Fan Is To Engage In Arguments With The Man Behind Him. This Department Of The Game Has Been Allowed To Run Down Fearfully.