Storytelling Has A Narcotic Power.

If You Spend Too Long Trying To Avoid Death, You Will Be Dead In At Least One Way.

Golf Requires Only A Few Simple Rules And Regulations To Guide The Players In The True Nature Of Its Sporting Appeal. The Spirit Of The Game Is Its Own Referee.

In A Way I'm Almost More Rueful About The Notion Of Having A Non-ideological Labour Party Than I Am About The Personality Of Tony Blair.

Cicero Smiled At Us. 'the Art Of Life Is To Deal With Problems As They Arise, Rather Than Destory One's Spirit By Worrying About Them Too Far In Advance. Especially Tonight.

My Literary Career Was A Fluke. Utterly Unexpected.