Stop Feeling Sorry For Yourself And You

If I Had A Large Amount Of Money I Should Certainly Found A Hospital For Those Whose Grip Upon The World Is So Tenuous That They Can Be Severely Offended By Words And Phrases And Yet Remain All Unoffended By The Injustice, Violence And Oppression That Howls Daily About Our Ears.

I Like To Wake Up Each Morning And Not Know What I Think, That I May Reinvent Myself In Some Way.

I've Always Been Aware Of My Sexuality, But I Never Quite Knew What It Meant.

We Humans Are Naturally Disposed To Worship Gods And Heroes, To Build Our Pantheons And Valhallas. I Would Rather See That Impulse Directed Into The Adoration Of Daft Singers, Thicko Footballers And Air-headed Screen Actors Than Into The Veneration Of Dogmatic Zealots, Fanatical Preachers, Militant Politicians And Rabid Cultural Commentators.

Sometimes There Just Isn't Enough Vomit In The World.