Stop And Smell The Garlic! That's All

I'm A Performer, Comedian, Entertainer, Writer And Director.

It's I Who Have To Talk Fast. It's You Who Have To Think Fast.

I Love Technology. Matches, To Light A Fire Is Really High Tech. The Wheel Is Really One Of The Great Inventions Of All Time. Other Than That I Am An Ignoramus About Technology. I Once Looked For The 'on' Button On The Computer And Came To Find Out It Was On The Back. Then I Thought, Anyone Who Would Put The 'on' Switch On The Back, Where You Can't Find It, Doesn't Do Any Good For My Psyche. The One Time I Did Get The Computer On, I Couldn't Turn The Damn Thing Off!

When I Direct And Have To Look At Filmed Scenes Of Myself, I Suck.

I'm Anxious To Make Another Film.