Still We Love The Evil We Do,

Bachelors Have Consciences, Married Men Have Wives.

The Irish Are A Fair People: They Never Speak Well Of One Another.

Nothing Flatters A Man As Much As The Happiness Of His Wife; He Is Always Proud Of Himself As The Source Of It.

Almost All Absurdity Of Conduct Arises From The Imitation Of Those Who We Cannot Resemble.

I Also Admit, That There Are Some Sluggish Men Who Are Improved By Drinking; As There Are Fruits Which Are Not Good Till They Are Rotten.