Statistics Is The First Of The Inexact

Any Man Who Does Not See Everything In Terms Of Self, That Is To Say Who Wants To Be Something In Respect Of Other Men, To Do Good To Them Or Simply Give Them Something To Do, Is Unhappy, Disconsolate, And Accursed.

Historians Tell The Story Of The Past, Novelists The Story Of The Present.

A Painting In A Museum Hears More Ridiculous Opinions Than Anything Else In The World.

Laughter Is The Mind's Intonation. There Are Ways Of Laughing Which Have The Sound Of Counterfeit Coins.

Man Is A Mind Betrayed, Not Served, By His Organs.