Statehood For The District Of Columbia Is

If You Think Black People Have A Motivation Problem, Open Up A Wal-mart And Advertise A Thousand Jobs. Watch 5,000 People Show Up.

George Bush Has Met More Foreign Heads Of State Than I Have. But A Substantial Number Of Them Were Dead.

You Know, People'd Always Ask "why Is Jesse Jackson Running For The White House?" They Never Seen The House I'm Running From.

We Picked Their Cotton. We Cooked Their Food. We Nursed Their Babies. Now We Can Run Their Cities. We Can Run Their States. We Will Run The Country.

It'll Be A Great Day When The Seniors Have All The Baseball Caps They Need And The Pentagon Bombs Gilligan's Island.