Standing On A Street Corner Waiting For

O How Terrible It Must Be For A Young Man-- Seated Before A Family And The Family Thinking We Never Saw Him Before! He Wants Our Mary Lou! After Tea And Homemade Cookies They Ask What Do You Do For A Living

The Judge Said I Was A Menace To Society Because I Had Put Crime On A Scientific Basis.

Anyway, I Lived On The Streets And Did Pretty Good Until I Got Caught Stealing, What Was It? I Kicked In A Restaurant Window, Went In And Took All The Food That I Wanted, And While Coming Out I Was Grabbed.

I Feel Capitol Punishment Is Dooming U.s.a.

My Father Went Into The Armed Service And I Never Saw My Mother - I Don't Know What Happened To Her.