Stand-up Comedy Is Mine: It's My Entity;

The One Thing About The Business Of Entertainment Is That You Have To Learn Patience.

The Racehorses Assemble At The Starting Barrier In All The Finery Of A Mediaeval Pageant, The Jockeys In Silks Like Figures From A Tarot Pack, The Bookies In Leather And Tweeds Standing Beside Their Boards Each Confident That The Future Has Been Controlled.

You've Got To Put Yourself In Positions To Take Away What Can Be Said.

The Day You Stop Doing The Small Things Is The Day You Think You're Above Everybody Else.

I'm Not A Good Storm-outer... Because I Forget Stuff.