Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy Profession.

Maybe That's Why I Don't Like Religion Because The First Introduction To It Was, You Don't Get To Do That Thing You Just Discovered That You Really Enjoy.

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

I Have An Amazing Metabolism. I'm Sure That'll Be Gone One Day. But I Like To Exercise, Too, So I Don't Think I'll Ever Get Really Fat.