Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy Profession.

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

If You Look Up Feminist In The Dictionary, It Just Means Someone Who Believes Men And Women Have Equal Rights.

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.

You Don't Know Jay-z's Scedule. He's A Renaissance Man.

Why Would Anyone Get Married And Have Babies? That's The Dumbest Idea I've Ever Heard In My Life. Or The Scariest Thing I've Ever Heard In My Life.