Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight

Guys Ask Me, Don't I Get Burned Out? How Can You Get Burned Out Doing Something You Love? I Ask You, Have You Ever Got Tired Of Kissing A Pretty Girl?

Ernie Banks Was A Great Great Player And When He No Longer Could Play, He Became A Great Ambassador For The Game. He Represented The Game With The Highest Of Class And Dignity. Everybody Loved Ernie Banks. He Enjoyed Baseball, Life And People. Our Thoughts And Prayers Go Out To His Family. We Have Truly Lost A Baseball Giant.

When We Win, I'm So Happy I Eat A Lot. When We Lose, I'm So Depressed, I Eat A Lot. When We're Rained Out, I'm So Disappointed I Eat A Lot.

Grownups Have To Say 'please,' Too.

One Time I Was Doing A Speech To A Group Of Kids, And Just Before I Get There, I See This Little Kid Crying. I Found Out They Just Lost A Game, And He Was The Losing Pitcher. I Went Over There, Put My Arm Around Him, And Said, 'what Are You Crying For? When Major League Players Lose, They Don't Cry.'