Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight

He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog; A Dog Is Loyal And Runs After Balls.

All Last Year We Tried To Teach Him (fernando Valenzuela) English, And The Only Word He Learned Was Million.

Everywhere I Go, I Feel Strange.

Baseball Is Played By All Countries Now, And Softball, Too.

When I Was Interviewed After I Got Hired To Replace Walter Alston, A Future Hall Of Famer, I Was Asked: “don’t You Feel Pressure On You?” I Said: “want To Know Something, I’m Worried About The Guy Who’s Going To Have To Replace Me.”