Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight

The Only Way I'd Worry About The Weather Is If It Snows On Our Side Of The Field And Not Theirs.

Always Give An Autograph When Somebody Asks You.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

There Are Three Types Of Baseball Players: Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen And Those Who Wonder What Happens.

I'm Telling You, I Don't Like Cheaters.