Sports Do Not Build Character. They Reveal

For Truth There Is No Deadline.

The Tradition Of Professional Baseball Always Has Been Agreeably Free Of Chivalry. The Rule Is, "do Anything You Can Get Away With."

The Ability To Make Love Frivolously Is The Chief Characteristic Which Distinguishes Human Beings From The Beasts.

When The Ball Was Last Seen Crossing The Roof Of The Stand In Deep Right Field At 315 Feet, We Wonder Whether New Baseballs Conversing Together In The Original Package Ever Remark: "join Ruth And See The World."

Only Puritans Think Of The Devil As The Most Fascinating Figure In The Universe.