Spend All You Have Before You Die,

Fashions Are Induced Epidemics.

The More A Man Possesses Over And Above What He Uses, The More Careworn He Becomes.

When Our Relatives Are At Home, We Have To Think Of All Their Good Points Or It Would Be Impossible To Endure Them.

Who Is This Baby Ruth? And What Does She Do?

Marriage Is To Me Apostasy, Profanation Of The Sanctuary Of My Soul, Violation Of My Manhood, Sale Of My Birthright, Shameful Surrender, Ignominious Capitulation, Acceptance Of Defeat.