Sound Opinions Are Valueless. What Matters Is

A School Without Grades Must Have Been Concocted By Someone Who Was Drunk On Non-alcoholic Wine.

I Am Already So Popular That Anyone Who Vilifies Me Becomes More Popular Than I Am.

War: First, One Hopes To Win; Then One Expects The Enemy To Lose; Then, One Is Satisfied That He Too Is Suffering; In The End, One Is Surprised That Everyone Has Lost.

There Is A Shortage Of Clerks. Everyone Is Going Into Journalism.

Morality Is A Venereal Disease. Its Primary Stage Is Called Virtue; Its Secondary Stage, Boredom; Its Tertiary Stage, Syphilis.