Sorry - Americans Only Buy Things That

You Would Never Do Stand-up Without An Audience. I Mean, No One Would Even Consider It. It's Like They're The Instrument You're Playing.

Being Popular With An Audience Is A Very Rickety Ladder To Be On.

If You Do Something And People Think You're Stupid, Just Go For Crazy. You Get More Respect That Way Because Nobody Likes Stupid People.

When You Write From Your Gut And Let The Stuff Stay Flawed And Don't Let Anybody Tell You To Make It Better, It Can End Up Looking Like Nothing Else.

Bill Has Three Goldfish. He Buys Two More. How Many Dogs Live In London?