Sorrows Are Like Thunderclouds, In The Distance

Age Doesn't Matter, Unless Your Cheese.

We Learn Our Virtues From Our Friends Who Love Us; Our Faults From The Enemy Who Hates Us. We Cannot Easily Discover Our Real Character From A Friend. He Is A Mirror, On Which The Warmth Of Our Breath Impedes The Clearness Of The Reflection.

Beauty Attracts Us Men; But If, Like An Armed Magnet It Is Pointed, Beside, With Gold And Silver, It Attracts With Tenfold Power.

Love Lessens Woman's Delicacy And Increases Man's.

Men, Like Bullets, Go Farthest When They Are Smoothest.