Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling

Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.

When I Go Abroad I Always Sail From Boston Because It Is Such A Pleasant Place To Get Away From.

A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man's: She Changes It More Often.

A Kiss Is A Course Of Procedure Cunningly Devised, For The Mutual Stopage Of Speech At A Moment When Words Are Superfluous.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.