Somewhere Inside All Of Us Is The

I've Always Said To Myself That If A Little Pocket Calculator Can Do It Why Shouldn't I?

I Am Suspicious Of Both Facility And Speed.

There's Nothin' You Can Get From A Book That You Can't Get From A Television Fastah!" -harry Wormwood

An Autobiography Is A Book A Person Writes About His Own Life And It Is Usually Full Of All Sorts Of Boring Details.

I Was Glad My Father Was An Eye-smiler. It Meant He Never Gave Me A Fake Smile, Because It's Impossible To Make Your Eyes Twinkle If You Aren't Feeling Twinkly Yourself. A Mouth-smile Is Different. You Can Fake A Mouth-smile Any Time You Want, Simply By Moving Your Lips. I've Also Learned That A Real Mouth-smile Always Has An Eye-smile To Go With It, So Watch Out, I Say, When Someone Smiles At You With His Mouth But The Eyes Stay The Same. It's Sure To Be Bogus.