Sometimes You Try To Help People, And

Every Father Says The Same Thing: “where's Your Mother?”

My Father Walked To School 4 O'clock Every Morning With No Shoes On, Uphill, Both Ways, In 5 Feet Of Snow And He Was Thankful.

You Know The Only People Who Are Always Sure About The Proper Way To Raise Children? Those Who've Never Had Any.

If You Know Two Languages, The Level Of Your Intelligence Is Multiplied A Hundredfold In Other People's Eyes.

Parents Are Not Interested In Justice, They're Interested In Peace And Quiet.