Sometimes You Just Have To Pee In

Agony Sometimes Changes Form But It Never Ceases For Anybody.

The Crazy Ones Only Laugh When There Is No Reason To Laugh.

I Loved You Like A Man Loves A Woman He Never Touches, Only Writes To, Keeps Little Photographs Of.

I Like To Change Liquor Stores Frequently Because The Clerks Got To Know Your Habits If You Went In Night And Day And Bought Huge Quantities. I Could Feel Them Wondering Why I Wasn't Dead Yet And It Made Me Uncomfortable. They Probably Weren't Thinking Any Such Thing, But Then A Man Gets Paranoid When He Has 300 Hangovers A Year.

I Wish To Weep But Sorrow Is Stupid. I Wish To Believe But Belief Is A Graveyard.