Sometimes Wrong Is Worth The Funny!

I Like Those Older Theaters - The Acoustics Are Perfect, I Mean, You Just Have That Feel Of There's Been A Thousand Shows In There And Now You Get To Be One.

I Chewed Up A Lot Of Florida Highway When I Was Starting Out. Used To Come To Tampa Two Or Three Times A Year For About 10 Years Straight.

I've Been Trying To Watch My Weight A Bit, But When I Come To Las Vegas, All Bets Are Off. I Get Enough Healthy Food In L.a. Where The Food Is The Size Of A Quarter And Costs $40 - When I'm In Vegas, I Want A Steak!

Everybody Wants To Be A Better Version Of Themselves - Everybody. And I Hope One Day I Can Lose Some Weight. Maybe, Who Knows, I'll Hire Myself A Trainer And A Fancy Cook. In Five Years, Maybe I'll Be An Action Hero. Then Again, Maybe I'll Just Be This Guy. Who Knows? But The Fun Part Is Embracing The Human Side Of That.

Stand-up Will Always Come First. I've Been Doing It For 22 Years, And Nothing Compares To That Connection You Have With The Audience. It's Euphoric.