Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less

Cry When You Get A Golden Globe. Then You Can Get An Oscar Nomination.

You Know I Have Been Issued A Public Urination Pass By The City Because Of My Condition. Unfortunately, My Little Brother Ran Out Of The House With It This Morning. Him And His Friends Are Probably Peeing All Over The City.

Dating Is Pressure And Tension. What Is A Date, Really, But A Job Interview That Lasts All Night?

If Someone's Lying, Are Their Pants Really On Fire

My Parents Didn't Want To Move To Florida, But They Turned Sixty And That's The Law.