Sometimes One Pays Most For The Things

Knowledge Is Dead; The School, However, Serves The Living.

There Have Already Been Published By The Bucketsful Such Brazen Lies And Utter Fictions About Me That I Would Long Since Have Gone To My Grave If I Had Allowed Myself To Pay Attention To Them.

Although I Tried To Be Universal In Thought, I Am European By Instinct And Inclination.

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing A Pretty Girl Is Simply Not Giving The Kiss The Attention It Deserves.

I Never Commit To Memory Anything That Can Easily Be Looked Up In A Book