Sometimes Love Makes You Selfish. Sometimes It

I Hate Women Who Complain About Being Fat When They're Like A Size 5. Anything Under Size 5 Isn't A Woman. It's A Boy With Breasts.

I Sat On The Bed. Neither Of Us Said Anything. I Wasn't Slick And Sophisticated Enough For This. What Do You Say To Boyfriend A When He Finds You Naked In The Bed Of Boyfriend B? Especially If Boyfriend A Turned Into A Monster The Night Before And Ate Someone. I Bet Miss Manners Didn't Cover This At All.

You Did Not Bring Down Two Of The Royal Guard In An Unceremonious Heap Because The Woman In The Middle Tripped.

Sometimes You Can Learn Things From The Way A Person Denies Something. The Choice Of Lies Can Be Almost As Helpful As The Truth.

There Are Things That Can Harm A Lot More Than Physically.