Sometimes It's More Important To Be Human,

If You Don't Have Fun, You Don't Have A Show.

General, Your Tank Is A Powerful Vehicle It Smashes Down Forests And Crushes A Hundred Men. But It Has One Defect: It Needs A Driver. General, Your Bomber Is Powerful. It Flies Faster Than A Storm And Carries More Than An Elephant. But It Has One Defect: It Needs A Mechanic. General, Man Is Very Useful. He Can Fly And He Can Kill. But He Has One Defect: He Can Think.

Who Built The Seven Gates Of Thebes? In The Books Are Listed The Names Of Kings. Did The Kings Heave Up The Building Blocks?

The Storm That Bends The Birch Trees Is Held To Be Violent But How About The Storm That Bends The Backs Of The Roadworkers?

Oh! Moon Of Alabama We Now Must Say Good-bye We've Lost Our Good Old Mama And Must Have Whiskey Oh, You Know Why!