Sometimes I Write About Things That Never

I Put My Own D*ck In My Mouth. I Was 14 And Much More Flexible At The Time. It Was Soft And Required A Lot Of Pulling. I Really Wanted That Case Of Beer.

Happy Wife, Happy Life. I Think Every Man Learns That Quick. Really Quick.

It's Okay To Have Faith In Something That You Can't See Or Touch.

Sometimes I Write About Things That Never Happened To Me That Wind Up Happening To Me. When You Put Things Out In The Universe, Sometimes They Wind Up Coming True.

Any Artist That Is Even Surviving Right Now Is A Dark Horse Because Things Change Pretty Fast. You're A Superstar One Day And Wake Up The Next Day And You're Anonymous. To Be Successful In Any Way Is Beating The Odds Right Now, I Think.