Sometimes, I Wonder What I'm Doing Here.

I Should Remember More, And I Have A Pretty Good Memory.

Well, You Know What They Say In Hollywood - The Most Important Thing Is Being Sincere, Even If You Have To Fake It.

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.

I Thought It Was Very Humanitarian Of Sean Penn And Madonna To Marry Each Other. That Way, They Make Only Two People Miserable Instead Of Four.

I Was Born In The Usa, Which Many People Still Find Hard To Believe.