Sometimes I Underestimate The Magnitude Of Me.

It's A Fickle Town, A Tough Town. They Getcha, Boy. They Don't Let You Escape With Minor Scratches And Bruises. They Put Scars On You Here.

So Many Ideas Come To You And You Want To Try Them All, But You Can't. You're Like A Mosquito In A Nudist Colony, You Don't Know Where To Start.

In The Building I Live In On Park Avenue There Are Ten People Who Could Buy The Yankees, But None Of Them Could Hit The Ball Out Of Yankee Stadium.

The Reason I'm A Yankee Is That George Steinbrenner Out Hustled Everybody Else.

I Have A Hard Time Believing Athletes Are Overpriced. If An Owner Is Losing Money, Give It Up. It's A Business. I Have Trouble Figuring Out Why Owners Would Stay In If They're Losing Money.