Sometimes I Regret Not Being Catholic. I

When I Was Little I Always Wanted To Drive A Train. That, And Become A Baker.

There Is One Person I Can Think Of Better Than Me. And That's Zach Braff. What A Cool Guy.

A Child's Death Is Really Of Less Value Than An Adult's. I Mean, What Could You Really Accomplish In A Year? Not Much, And That's Not Even Talking About, You Know, Pay-wise.

When Things Seem To Be Slowing Down, There's This Little Trick I Like To Play. I'd Plow This Virgin Who's On Her Period, And After I'm Done I'd Just Run Out Into The Living Room, Or The Dance Floor, With All That Bloody Goop On My Junk And Yell, Oh My God, I've Been Shot In The Nads! Yeah, Good Times.

Oh I Love Children, But I Could Never Eat A Whole One.