Sometimes I Am Very Pleased With Lifestyle

I Was Too Ignorant To Realize, "oh, This Will Be Difficult."

Last Night, I Went To A Birthday Party, And This Girl Brought A Cake And A Cheesecake. And The Other Girls That Lived In The Apartment, I Swear To God, All Night Long: 'you're Taking That Cake With You When You Go. That Cake's Not Staying In This House.' Like It's This Evil, Hope Diamond, Nuclear, Horrifying Cursed Thing.

How Long Do We Have To Deal With Conservative Failure? How Long? Thirty Years Is Not Enough? So I Would Say Enough With That, And I Would Say Check Out The Center For American Progress, And The Writings By Patrick Garofalo, Economic Guru. That's What I Would Say.

I Would Have To Say Loneliness Is Next To Uncleanliness.

There's No Reason To Be Doing Comedy During The Day In A Hot Tent. I Don't Know Why Anyone Thinks It's A Good Idea, But Festival After Festival Keeps Doing It. I Did See Some Of The Other Comedians Struggling.