Sometimes Crazy Just Isn't Enough.

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did You Ever Ride A Wump? We Have A Wump With Just One Hump. But, We Know A Man Called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump Has A Seven Hump Wump. So... If You Bump! Bump! Just Jump On The Hump On The Wump Of Gump.

Be Yourself And The People That Don't Mind Are The People That Matter.

It Has Often Been Said There’s So Much To Be Read, You Never Can Cram All Those Words In Your Head. So The Writer Who Breeds More Words Than He Needs Is Making A Chore For The Reader Who Reads. That's Why My Belief Is The Briefer The Brief Is, The Greater The Sigh Of The Reader's Relief Is. And That's Why Your Books Have Such Power And Strength. You Publish With Shorth! (shorth Is Better Than Length.)

Today You Are You! That Is Truer Than True! There Is No One Alive Who Is You-er Than You!

Nonsense Wakes Up The Brain Cells. And It Helps Develop A Sense Of Humor, Which Is Awfully Important In This Day And Age. Humor Has A Tremendous Place In This Sordid World. It's More Than Just A Matter Of Laughing. If You Can See Things Out Of Whack, Then You Can See How Things Can Be In Whack.