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You Know How It Is With Cats: They Don't Really Have Owners, They Have Staff.

I Felt Like I Was Hobbling, Like One Oof The Old Crones From Act I Of Macbeth - God Knows My Hair Felt Scraggy Enough That I Must Have Looked The Part.

But She Loves Me. Me. Just The Way I Am.

If You Have Good Friends, No Matter How Much Life Is Sucking , They Can Make You Laugh.

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