Somehow We All End Up Paying For

Being Gay, The Last Time I Looked, Had Nothing To Do With Reading A Balance Book, Fixing A Broken Bone Or Changing A Spark Plug.

I Don't Mind The Debates, They're Good For America, But We Shouldn't Be Out There Attacking Each Other All The Time.

Our Bridge To The Future Must Include Bridges To Other Nations, Because We Remain The World's Indispensable Nation To Advance Prosperity, Peace And Freedom And To Keep Our Own Children Safe From The Dangers Of Terror And Weapons Of Mass Destruction.

I Have Never Had Sex With That Woman, Hillary Clinton.

After Years Of Denial And Deception, The Philip Morris Company Has Admitted That Cigarette Smoking Causes Lung Cancer And Other Diseases. This Formal Acknowledgment Comes Far Too Late But Still We Must All Welcome It. It Can Be The Beginning Of Clearing The Air.