Someday, You Will Make An Excellent Guardian

You Promised, Seaweed Brain. We Would Not Get Separated! Ever Again!

Ever Come Home And Found Your Room Messed Up? Like Some Helpful Person (hi, Mom) Has Tried To "clean" It, And Suddenly You Can't Find Anything? And Even If Nothing Is Missing, You Get That Creepy Feeling Like Somebody's Been Looking Through Your Private Stuff And Dusting Everything With Lemon Furniture Polish?

Jason Scratched His Head. "you Named Him Festus? You Know That In Latin, ‘festus’ Means ‘happy’? You Want Us To Ride Off To Save The World On Happy The Dragon?

Stop!" He Yelled At The Others. "multigrain Fighting Is Not Allowed!

That's What Happens When It Snows In Texas Lady. It. Freaking. Melts.