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Vain Is Equivalent To Empty; Thus Vanity Is So Miserable A Thing, That One Cannot Give It A Worse Name Than Its Own. It Proclaims Itself For What It Is.

There Are More Fools Than Wise Men, And Even In A Wise Man There Is More Folly Than Wisdom.

Society Is Composed Of Two Great Classes, Those That Have More Dinners Than Appetite, And Those Who Have More Appetite Than Dinners.

Nearly All Men Are Slaves For The Same Reason That The Spartans Assigned For The Servitude Of The Persians -- Lack Of Power To Pronounce The Syllable, "no." To Be Able To Utter That Word And Live Alone, Are The Only Means To Preserve One's Freedom And One's Character.

Real Worth Requires No Interpreter: Its Everyday Deeds Form Its Emblem.