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I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women. In A Plastic Cup.

Boy Bands Should Be Exploded From A Great Height. They're Just Pretty People Singing Music Written By Others.

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Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).

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