Some Of My Best Friends Are Gay

I'm Not A Clotheshorse Or A Big Shoes Guy.

If You Wanted To Torture Me, You'd Tie Me Down And Force Me To Watch Our First Five Videos.

Don't Get Too Comfortable With Who You Are At Any Given Time - You May Miss The Opportunity To Become Who You Want To Be.

Do You Really Want To Know Why I'm Doing All This Goodwill, And Why I'm An Ambassador For Habitat For Humanity And Why I Gave A Million To [relief Efforts For Hurricane] Katrina? It's Because I Feel Guilty About The Huge Hole In The Ozone Layer My Haircuts Created. It's My Responsibility To Right The Wrongs Of The Eighties.

It's Morning When I Go To Sleep In The Distant Dawn A Church Bell Rings Another Day Is Coming On A Baby's Born, An Old Man Dies Somewhere Young Lovers Kiss Good-bye I Leave My Soul And Just Move On And Wish That I Was There To Sing This Song