Some Nutter's Gone And Pulled A Jack

I've Heard People On Panels Say, 'you Must Have A Web Site. You Need To Tweet. Repeat The Title Of Your Book Constantly,' And I Just Want To Say, 'shut Up. Everything You're Saying Is Wrong.' People Will Know Instantly If Your Only Motivation For Tweeting Is To Sell Books.

Nothing Was Quite Like It Was Supposed To Be.

Go See Old Virgins! Now Ask A Strange Boy Out, You Shy, Retarded Thing!

No One In History Had Ever Done Less And Yet Been So Wrong.

One Person's Crazy Is Another Person's Sane, I Guess.