Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To

Crackers Are Short On Sparkle.

I Can't Think About That Right Now. If I Do, I'll Go Crazy. I'll Think About That Tomorrow.

I'm Tempting You With Fine Gifts Until Your Girlish Ideals Are Quite Worn Away And You Are At My Mercy.

The South Produced Statesmen And Soldiers, Planters And Doctors, Lawyers And Poets, But Certainly Not Engineers Or Mechanics. Let The Yankees Adopt Such Low Callings.

The World Can Forgive Practically Anything Except People Who Mind Their Own Business.