Solitude Never Hurt Anyone. Emily Dickinson Lived

Everybody Doesn't Have To Get Every Joke. People Really Appreciate Not Being Condescended To.

Of Course I’ve Gone Mad With Power! Have You Ever Tried Going Mad Without Power? It’s Boring And No One Listens To You! — Russ Cargill

The Next Time You Are Contemplating A Decision In Which You Are Debating Whether Or Not To Go For The Gusto, Ask Yourself This Important Question: "how Long Am I Going To Be Dead?" With That Perspective, You Can Now Make A Free, Fearless Choice To Do Just About Any Goddamned Sneaky Thing Your Devious Little Mind Can Think Up. Go Ahead. Have Your Fun. You're Welcome. Go On. See You In Hell.

A Lot Of Our Writers, Like Conan O'brien, Moved On To Other Things.

Let's Face It, All The Good Stuff Happens After Midnight.