So Would You Like To Join Me

Hey!" Sam Snapped, Ducking The Sticky Shrapnel. "keep Your Snot To Yourself." Dev Scoffed At That. "oh, So Now You Don't Want To Touch Me, Huh?" He Tsked. "what Is It With Women? The Instant You Put A Little Slime On Them, They Get Squeamish And Have No More Use For You.

No, No, No. This Ain’t Right. I Finally Find A Woman Who’ll Actually Let Me Into Her Place And You Bring Her Home For You? Oh, Please Tell Me You Brought Her Home For You And Not For Me. You Didn’t Pimp Me Out Again, Wulf, Did You? I Swear I’ll Stake You In Your Sleep If You Did. (chris)

Unfortunately, I Saw A Side Of Humanity I Wish I'd Remained Blissfully Ignorant Of, Including One Driver Who Threw A Bottle At Me While I Was Walking My Baby To The Doctor On The Side Of The Road And Yelled Out Insults. Nurses Who Made Nasty Comments About How I Should Get A Job (i Was Working Two Of Them, In Addition To Being A Published Author). It Wasn't That I Didn't Have A Job And Wasn't Working. The Jobs In Backwoods Mississippi Didn't Pay Enough To Cover Living Expenses.

We Have A Daimon Walk Into The Bar In Broad Daylight, And Now A Demon Sliming Dev. I Don´t Know About You, But That Doesn´t Seem Coincidental To Me.” “i Agree. Snot Funny.

No One Should Have To Pay For Love In Flesh Or Blood. (acheron)