So What This Is Is Us, Our

Don't Always Know What I Am Talking About, Feels Like I'm Living In The Middle Of Doubt.

From The Moment I Leave My House Or My Hotel Room, The Public Owns Me. The Public Made Alice Cooper And I Can't Imagine Ever Turning My Back On My Fans.

Every Rock'n'roll Band I Know, Guys With Long Hair And Tattoos, Plays Golf Now.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

If I Spray It On The Seat, Lady Gonna Tie A Big Knot In The Meat.