So Peaceful Shalt Thou End Thy Blissful

If You're Gonna Get Mad At Me Every Time I Do Something Stupid, Then I Guess I'll Just Have To Stop Doing Stupid Things.

If It Doesn't Have Siamese Twins In A Jar, It Is Not A Fair.

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For When Two Join In The Same Adventure, One Perceives Before The Other How They Ought To Act; While One Alone, However Prompt, Resolves More Tardily And With A Weaker Will.

We Got A Little Rule Back Home: If It's Brown, Drink It Down. If It's Black, Send It Back.