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Journeys Up The Metaphoric River Are Hugely Enjoyable And Highly Recommended. Since Every Genre Is Nourished By Its Heady Waters, A Paddle Steamer Can Take Even The Most Walk-shy Tourists To Their Chosen Destination. As A Bonus, There Is Traditionally At Least One Murder On Board Each Trip--a "consideration" To The Head Steward Will Ensure That It Is Not You.

The Kingdom Of Hereford Was Unique In The Ununited Kingdoms For Having Driving Tests Based On Maturity, Not Age, Much To The Chagrin Of A Lot Of Males, Some Of Whom Were Still Failing To Make The Grade At Thirty-two.

We're In A Psuedoscientific Technobabble.

How Fishy On The Fishiness Scale? Ten Is A Stickleback And One Is A Whale Shark." "a Whale Isn't A Fish, Thursday." "a Whale Shark Is--sort Of." "all Right, It's As Fishy As A Crayfish." "a Crayfish Isn't A Fish." "a Starfish, Then." "still Not A Fish." "this Is A Very Odd Conversation, Thursday.

A Good Butler Should Save His Employer's Life At Least Once A Day.