So My Father Was A Person Who

Don't Worry About My Life, Worry About Why You're Worried About My Life!

We're Gonna Do It Like George Foreman. We're Gonna Name All Of Our Kids Mariah No Matter If They're Boys Or Girls. Mariah No. 1, Boy Mariah, Man Mariah, Tall Mariah. It's Gonna Be A House Full Of People Named Mariah.

The Beautiful Thing About Acting Is That You Can Just Dive Into The Character, Strip Yourself Of Everything, And Just Get In There And Perfect Your Craft.

Real Men Change Diapers!

One Thing About Being A Stand-up Is It's A One-man Show. You Gotta Do Everything. You're The Producer, Writer, Director, And The Actor. You Just Gotta Be Out There And Perform And Give Your All. It's Such An Honest Form Of Art That It Just Taught Me So Much, And It Kind Of Prepared Me For Manhood At An Early Age.